Winter is most definitely here. I just saw him outside and he’s throwing his weight around like some kind of drug overload. He roared up in a Mercedes not long ago and started flashing his headlights in my eyes – the big oaf.
So temperatures are really dropping at the moment. And that can only mean one thing, that winter’s right hand man Jack Frost is going to be putting in some appearances. When winter wants to show everyone who’s boss, Jack Frost is the character he calls upon to get the message across.
You’ve probably heard the song ‘Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire’ most famously sung by Nat King Cole. Well in that, apparently all Jack Frost does is nip at your nose. I’ve got Chinchillas so I know what a nose nipping feels like and we could only hope that Jack Frost would do something as innocent as nipping our noses. But he’s a spiteful little lunatic and seems to take a real pleasure in causing as much pain as possible. I was out tonight in the cold and to be honest it felt like Jack Frost was having his wicked way on my nose and fingers with a pair of pliers. Luckily I got inside before he broke out the hammer and chisel.
Be careful out there. He takes no prisoners.
