Christmas day is here. You can even see him if you wish. Go to the window and look outside. That bright light you can see isn’t the light of the sun, its Christmas Day and he’s here to blind you with his festive charisma. If you open the window he’ll even come in and occupy [...]
Archive for December, 2007
Christmas is here again. Did you miss him?
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged antelope, children, christmas, christmas dinner, funny, gifts, humor, humour, lion, new year's eve, presents, santa on December 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Christmas Lights at Night – All right!
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged , brandy butter, cat, christmas, christmas lights, christmas pudding, dog, entertainment, fire engines, funny, humor, humour on December 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Walking home in the dark is a fantastic experience at Christmas time. The reason being, you get to see people’s Christmas lights in all their illuminating-the-gloom glory. I actually finish my job at 2pm but I just wait around in the lobby until darkness falls so I can see all those lovely lights. To be [...]
Winter Wonderland/Wasteland – You decide.
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged blog, chinchillas, funny, humor, humour, jack frost, mercedes, nat king cole, winter on December 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Winter is most definitely here. I just saw him outside and he’s throwing his weight around like some kind of drug overload. He roared up in a Mercedes not long ago and started flashing his headlights in my eyes – the big oaf.
So temperatures are really dropping at the moment. And that can only [...]
Santa Claus is coming to town – to collect.
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged bmx, carol singing, christmas, funny, humor, humour, lapland, machete, nun, saint nicholas, santa claus, scar, silent night, surreal, trumpet on December 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So Christmas is almost here. The time for goodwill to all men. It should of course be good will to all people. But I guess we’ve only got a finite reserve of goodwill and by the time we’ve finished with all the men there just isn’t enough left for women, children or turkeys.
Christmas is one [...]
Boxing Clever
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged , bag packer, boxing, chauffeur, cleaner, floyd mayweather junior, funny, grave digger, He-Man, humor, humour, LA, nun, ricky hatton, Star Wars, supermarket, TMNT on December 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Two men in the peak of physical condition, fighting toe to toe in the ring; only one man could be victorious and in the end that man was Floyd Mayweather Jr. Already called the best pound for pound boxer in the world, after his 10 round dismantling of Ricky Hatton there was no disputing that [...]
Toy Stories
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged christmas tree, doctors, dolls, easter bunny, electro-shock therapy, funny, humor, humour, identical twin, santa, teddy bears, toys on December 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
We’ve all read stories and seen films that pose the question “can our toys come to life?” It’s an idea that’s endured for a long time. Sometimes I literally lay awake in the middle of the day, often in public places and wonder if all around the world, toys are coming alive at that very [...]
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