Newspapers are funny things. You only use them for one day and then they’re obsolete. So yesterday’s paper has been kicked off its throne by the more vital and modern beast that is today’s paper. But don’t get too cocky today’s paper because tomorrow you’re yesterday’s paper so you’d be smart to treat yesterday’s paper [...]
Archive for November, 2007
The Daily Deceit
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged 2Pac, borneo, cambodia, construction, elvis, funny, hamburger, humor, humour, jungle, killer, newspapers, nursing home, steakhouse on November 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Animal Chat (What’s your pet thinking?)
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged , animal psychologists, animals, cat, chinchilla, dog, funny, galapagos islands, goat, humor, humour, pets, piranha, tortoise on November 22, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Have you ever wondered what your pet is thinking? I’ve got a couple of Chinchillas, a giant Galapagos Tortoise and a tank of 12 Piranha and not a day goes past when I don’t wonder what they’re thinking and how interesting it would be to mine their quarry of wisdom.
Galapagos Tortoises can live for over [...]
Baby Talk Muramusu (A Story).
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged baby, berlin, childhood, funny, giraffe, hill, humor, humour, lamppost, mongolia, rhino, toy on November 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I was hanging around a lamppost the other day, at the top of this hill. I’ve hung around quite a few lampposts in my time but I’ll be honest, this one was fairly unremarkable. If I ever get the time to write my book on lampposts, this one wouldn’t get a mention; okay, maybe one [...]
Musical Muramusu (with musical interludes)
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged , adagio for strings, brian eno, films, funny, humor, humour, miles davis, music, steptoe and son, willem defoe on November 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
“A man in a club once said to me: “If music be the food of love, play on.” Well what else could I do, he had a gun to my head. I trumpeted hard and long that night; I’m no Miles Davis but he was thrilled. Eventually he fell into a contented slumber and I [...]
Futureproof.
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged dance, funny, future, gadgets, humor, humour, inventions, robots, toothbrush, videogames on November 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Benjamin Franklin once said: “In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.” I would add McDonalds to that list also. I honestly believe that Ronald will be drop kicking beef patties into the maws of vulnerable children and adults from now until mankind is wiped from this planet like bacteria off a kitchen [...]
It’s Game Time!
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged aliens, bioshock, chase hq, dizzy, funny, games, humor, humour, microprose soccer, retro, seymour goes to hollywood, spectrum, videogames, xbox 360 on November 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
We all like to play games right? But if there’s bad weather afoot or the newscasters have put out a radiation warning then we’re basically stuck inside. That’s quite a few games out of the question. So what kind of amusement can we get in the comfort of our own homes? I have hazy memories [...]
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