Here are some wonderful gifts that you could buy for your family, partners (school or sexual) and business associates. All thanks to new Muramusu Manufacturers. Our motto is: Buy from us or face the consequences.
MAGIC HANDS.
“Wow!” “Amazing!”" This can’t be!” “Heretic!” These are just some of the comments you’ll hear when using the astonishing new Magic Hands. Simply pull the gloves on, which are ergonomically designed for your comfort and amaze your friends, family and friends (again) as your hands sparkle, zap, emit smoke and buzz in a display of pure miraculous wizardry. In fact they’ll be so stunned by this audio/visual exhibition, they won’t notice you haven’t actually performed a single trick. Now that’s magic!
OPEN DOOR ROBO-COMPANION.
Wouldn’t it be great if you could come home from a hard day at work or school and be greeted by a relatively human looking robot torso that opened the door for you and provided simple but entertaining dialogue exchange? Well thanks to Muramusu Manufacturers, this can now be a reality. Simply screw Open Door Robo-Companion next to the front door with the provided wall supports, set the timer to your arrival and then allow him to open the door, take your hat and scarf (not provided) and entertain you with his limited but grammatically correct conversation. A perfect greeting for all the family.
Note: Always make sure you are wearing a hat and scarf when entering Open Door Robo-Companion’s vicinity as not doing so could result in severe head and neck injuries.
Also Available: Close Door Robo-Companion.
CAT SECURE.
How many times have we worried about our beloved Cats as they roamed outside in the night-time? Will they be able to see where they’re going in the pitch black? Are they safe from dangerous predators like dogs or homeless people? Will they get lost under the thick undergrowth or amongst discarded pornography? Well worry no more with Cat Secure, a pack containing all the tools to make sure your Cat’s journey is a safe one. Firstly attach the discrete mini floodlights to the animal’s head and they’ll always be able to see where they’re going with the power of 6 LED lights in each lamp. Then slip the Electro Shock Belt around the their torso and any living thing that comes within 3 feet will be given a 100,000 Volt electric stun capable of bringing a Rhino to its knees. And finally mount the ergonomically designed air horn onto the Cat’s back and if you’re ever worried about your Pet’s whereabouts, simply activate the air horn by remote and it’ll blast out a loud signal in 15 second intervals allowing you to pinpoint their exact position.
PATROLLING SECURITY BEAR.
Imagine the scenario. You’re six years old, your room is bathed in the blackest of all darks and you’re certain there’s a monster in the cupboard ready to eat your head clean off. Now imagine you’re the parent; Junior’s screams aren’t going to go away anytime soon, no matter how much cloth you ram into your ear canals. Things aren’t looking good, right? Not right! Please give a big hug and welcome to Po Po the Patrolling Security Bear. With a look of hostile purpose and his baseball bat in hand, Po Po instantly imparts a feeling of protection and wellbeing in your child. In fact, Po Po is actually capable of dealing with a stunning 98% of all imaginary evil, including under-bed Demons and Ceiling Fiends. And what if the odd monster does get through? Well Po Po is also equipped to stifle a child’s cries in a moment’s notice, leaving the parents to enjoy a peaceful night’s dream time. We honestly don’t know how you could ‘bear’ to be without him.
