A few weeks ago I was poking around in the darkened cubicles of electronic despair – or surfing the internet as some would have us call it – and I was accosted by an advert. Now there are many adverts all over the internet; some of them sitting shyly in the corner of a web [...]
Archive for October, 2007
You’ve been Ad.
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged advertising, apple, bravia, funny, george foreman, humor, humour, internet, sony, web on October 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Ugly Ambition
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged aliens, ambition, antiques, church, clown, daydreams, disneyland, humor, humour, kfc, microsoft, nightmares, police, psychiatrist, snooker, star fish on October 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
We all have ambitions; things that we write in a little mental to do book. Unlike a real-life to do book, they’re a bit more interesting than ‘buy milk’ or ‘post letter’ or ‘hide nail gun’. They’re often loftier goals that would take a lot of time or cost a lot of money to complete. [...]
Apocalypse Cow
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged apocalypse, cannibal, cormac mccarthy, gillette, humor, humour, nuclear, segway, the road on October 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I recently finished reading ‘The Road’ by Cormac McCarthy; it’s a fantastic book about the struggle for survival in a war ravaged world of disease, remorseless bandits and ferocious cannibals. Although I have this depressing feeling that the above describes certain people’s perfect night out so maybe the real end of the world isn’t too [...]
Muramusu Manufacturers
Posted in funny, humor, humour, tagged bear, cat, demons, fiends, heretic, humor, humour, magic, manufacturers, muramusu, robo-companion, security on October 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Here are some wonderful gifts that you could buy for your family, partners (school or sexual) and business associates. All thanks to new Muramusu Manufacturers. Our motto is: Buy from us or face the consequences.
MAGIC HANDS.
“Wow!” “Amazing!”” This can’t be!” “Heretic!” These are just some of the comments you’ll hear when using the astonishing new [...]



